Who's Jehovah?

And witness to what, exactly?

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Son, stop waving that book around like it means anything to me.

[Tartarus is running around the complex--essentially, he is as he always is, only without an adult's concept of consequence. So he will be pounding on everyone's doors and singing the following at the top of his voice... Over and over again.]I WANNA BE A AN AIRBOURNE RANGER ( Read more... )

Well, hey now--there ain't no one never gotten out of my grasp. It's like I said: shoddy worksmanship. Blame the bastard that made the prison, not the bastard the prison was located in.

And I was only gonna lock her in the spare room! Not exactly the ninth circle of hell and I never even had a ninth circle ( Read more... )

I have to say--and you're really going to hate me for this--I may have seen this coming.

He was buried right there... and then, well, he wasn't. Now that's just shoddy workmanship. Zeus, you need a better shovel.

So.

... How long before the world implodes. Any takers?